Title: The Best Medicine
Fandom: New X-Men
Character: Victor 'Anole' Borkowski
Disclaimer: Anole and the other members of Alpha Squad belong to Marvel. I own nothing.
"He's brooding again."
"You've got to admit, he's very good at it."
"Yeah, he's got a great profile for brooding. Like a green David Boreanaz"
"Really? I always thought he looked more like a young Christopher Walken."
"I'd have said Johnny Depp, but we're getting totally off topic here. Vic is brooding again. And it is our duty as his squad to make him stop."
"He'll be expecting that after the last time. No... what we need is a cunning plan..."
"And to not try and make cunning plans where I can hear them."
"Look, this isn't-"