So, my Loyal Readers, if you feel like getting me to write a fic of your specifications, take a look at That Damn Mpreg, then TVTropes.org, and tell me which tropes I'm using, and where.
Mr. Seahorse -- scarletsorcerer
Instant AI Just Add Water -- clayin
Samus is a Girl -- clayin
Love Makes You Evil -- ragingpie
Conveniet Coma -- amarin_rose
Oracular Urchin -- ragingpie
An anonymous reader has pointed out
Stalker With A Crush
Takahashi Couple (subverted)
UST (also subverted in the example provided)
Building a House:
Age Appropriate Angst -- jynx
No Disassembly Required:
Crash Into Hello, pointed out by an anonymous user.