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04 September 2007 @ 10:11 am
Great Outdoors  
Title: Great Outdoors
Fandom: Young Avengers
Characters: Billy KaplanxTeddy Altman
Prompt: 47. Fishing
Word Count: 113
Rating: G
Author's Notes: I own nothing.




"Mankind," Billy said sourly as he smacked another mosquito, "has spent thousands of years getting away from nature. Therefore, I see no reason to undo my ancestor’s hard work and get back to it and get eaten alive."

"Poor baby," Teddy teased.

Billy threw himself down on the river bank and scowled. "I hope the rod breaks," he said. "And I want these damn mosquitoes to stop biting me."

The air was filled with the scent of frying insects.

"They only bite you because you’re delicious." Teddy smirked.
 
 
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Nue Tsukiyono[info]tsukinue on September 4th, 2007 05:58 pm (UTC)
"They only bite you because you’re delicious." Teddy smirked

Even insects knows that Billy tastes good!
Terence[info]luminum on September 4th, 2007 10:00 pm (UTC)
Does that include Spider-Man? ;)
The Typo Queen: Alpha Squadron[info]dorksidefiker on September 4th, 2007 10:04 pm (UTC)
Spider-Man is not foolish enough to venture into the great outdoors. He recognizes it as being full of evil.
skitty_kat: cedric diggory[info]skitty_kat on September 5th, 2007 08:59 am (UTC)
Fwee! *pets the adorable boys*

Billy the human bug-zapper!
[info]hyperactivator on September 11th, 2007 01:51 am (UTC)
How cute.